You are a fucking aries

March 21 - April 19

Aries, you big, hairy man sheep. Leader of the flock. Always gotta be first. Let's see if you'll be quietly smug this year or if you'll be ramming your horns up everyone's bottoms. Select an area of your life below and see what 2016 has in store. You can't go wrong, because everything we say is true.


Social Life.

Mind & Body.